' B ' is for Behind Bars Bearing Bullshit Backward B... Bimbo

I couldn't help but rag on avid NoBrain supporter

Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old college student from Texas .. and a John NoBrain supporter told investigators she was attempting to use a bank cash machine when the man approached her from behind, put a knife to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. Todd told investigators that she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car, became angry and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground and telling her "you are going to be a Barack supporter," police said. She said he continued to punch and kick her while threatening "to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," police said. She said he then sat on her chest, pinned her hands down with his knees and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife.

The best part, she made this whole story up!

Lets let Keith tell us all about it!!!