We did it!!!

Congratulations America we did it!!! I am so proud to announce that I will no longer make updates to this blog. It was a tumulchous and perilous fight to the bitter end. With all of us united as a collective voice, America banded together and proved with a unifying message that we are no longer afraid... And now we need to change, reform and heal the broken state of our great nation. Since McPalin is no longer a threat to skew us off the path of reform and change I see no need to continue to bring to light negative issues involving John McCain or Sarah Palin, well I guess unless they're really juicy! hehehe But lets relax and pray that Dict. Bush and his Nazi regeme do not fuck up these last few months in office worse than he already has. And with that ... as keith would say... "Good night and good luck"

Feeling really good about today

I woke up, got out to vote and the vibe seemed really positive... I really think that there are wonderful beautiful things ahead for our country. We can finally squelsh all the prejudice, hatred, and bigotry that has poisioned our society.. We're going to band together as the United States of America and love each other and our great land. We will see all people of any ethnicity as just people, break down gender and class barriers and care for each other as we do ourselves. I have a really good feeling that today is the day that brings the change this country and planet needs so badly. We can show other people around the world how decency, respect, kindness, and dignity guide our policies and teach other nations how to lead with honor. Today is a very good day, one that will change the way all of us see each other and the storm clouds that have hovered over us will finally all go away....

I love you America!

A very sad moment of silence.. Madelyn Dunham

Amidst of all this political nonsense, I take a moment to announce the sad passing of Madelyn Dunham, the grandmother and mentor to Barack Obama. Along with all of America we mourn her sad passing at such a defining moment in history. Our prayers and good thoughts are with Barack in these times especially when stress is at its climax. Its times like these that remind us to appreciate our loved ones even when times are hetic, always take time to remind your friends and family how important they are. Barack should know the whole nation is pulling for him. We love you Obama!!!!

Republicans of America its time to.. UNTIE!!!

I am not exagerrating... The Republicans are proving to EVERONE that they are ready to misspell from day 1.

So on top of all the other problems with McCain, he can't seem to spell either!!

(Thanks thinkprogress.com!!)

watch the ads in amazement yourself

Maybe in Ohio ... But not in AMERICA!!!

Hahahahahahah... I saw this last night and cracked up... Scary and surreal... Just a glimpse of things to come tomorrow I guess... Must call President McCain and tell him about these problems! Seriously though, I am scared to death of another rigged election. Its time to band together and put an end to this nonsense... Its time for me to stop blogging on this blog because who'll care about that marvelous ape (aka McCain) once he's no longer a threat to run this country. President Obama is the perfect leader for this perfect time and we need to landslide this election for the good of the world. Lets follow Homer Simpson and vote for Obama.

OR!!!

OR!

We've caught in a moment what goes through the head of NoBrain when he even considers the thought of Mrs. Mooseburger as the President and leader of the free world... Its a very scary thought .. its a scary thought for America... its a scary thought for the rest of the world. McCain's face is priceless

I AM NOT "JOE THE PLUMBER"

This is getting surreal ... Joe the Plumber keeps getting Dumber




What the fuck is this crap??? "You're all `Joe the Plumber`" is that for real??
My Name is not "Joe the Plumber" my name is "Gary the Guy thats not Voting for You" I have nothing in common with Joe the Plumber. Americans are each unique individuals with complex relations to each other and the world around us. We the people are intelligent open-minded and thoughtful. You can't group the middle class into people with one name and association with a job title!!! You cease to be yourself you are now Joe the Plumber because I tell you ... if that isn't communism I really don't know what else is! I mean how can you go and tell people who they are and what they do!!!! Wait I guess we solved the illegal undocumented immigrant probem... we just turned them all into "Joe the Plumber" ...

this "Joe the Dumber" bit scares me more and more every single day... I mean this surreal nonsense is an actual Johnny NoBrain ad!


God help the "United States of Joe" if McPalin gets elected

Sarah and her Big Baseball Blunders

Sticking it to Pirates/Indians fans for no reason Sarah Palin gave us a reminder of how insensitive she can be to avid baseball fans. What Sarah Palin failed to realize that Pittsburgh Pirates / Cleveland Indians fans are rivals of the Philadelphia Phillies, a point you think you'd remember if you're going to mention baseball at a public rally. Anyways so fans of Pittsbrgh booed Mooseburger. (again!) Sigh... Erie is about 7 hours from Philadelphia

here's the clip

Voting is on which day again???

A desperate scheme to fraud democrat voters.

Those goofy bastards will do just about anything to suppress the vote of Americans including mailing a fake letter to the citizens of Virginia that states voting will be on November 5th if your a democrat.....


Here is the height of desperation and classlessness.. It really makes you wonder the depth of the unethical, unprincipled, corrupt, dishonest, evil, licentious, depraved, state of the Republican Party. Very Very shameful

' B ' is for Behind Bars Bearing Bullshit Backward B... Bimbo

I couldn't help but rag on avid NoBrain supporter

Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old college student from Texas .. and a John NoBrain supporter told investigators she was attempting to use a bank cash machine when the man approached her from behind, put a knife to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. Todd told investigators that she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car, became angry and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground and telling her "you are going to be a Barack supporter," police said. She said he continued to punch and kick her while threatening "to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," police said. She said he then sat on her chest, pinned her hands down with his knees and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife.

The best part, she made this whole story up!

Lets let Keith tell us all about it!!!

Joe the McCain apparently has no idea what 911 is used for

So unlike Joe the Plumber ... Joe the McCain thinks 911 emergency line is used for complaining about traffic!!

It doesn't get better than this...
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Joey NoBrain: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Joey NoBrain: "Fuck you." (Joey NoBrain hangs up)

so the 911 operator called the number back and got this message:
"Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."

wow.. but to add insult to stupidity ... Joey NoBrain called 911 back !!!!!

Joey NoBrain: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Joey NoBrain: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you're sitting in traffic.

Sarah "Walmart & Hockey Mom" VS. Johio

Now I have reached the bitter end with "Joe the Plumber", if John McCain thinks that confusing America with this nonsense about Joe Wurzelbacher, who is not even a real plumber... who has nothing to do with anything regarding this election is a good tactic he needs help and a lot of it!!!! Joe the Plumber ... who is worried about taxes, who's real situation in real life actually favors Obama's tax plan.. Has no business being used in the limelight that McCain has cast, just like Sarah Mooseburger has no business being the Vice President of the United States..

ENOUGH WITH JOE THE PLUMBER !!!

NO MORE JOHIO!!!

Pro-America VS. Anti-America

Michele Bachmann Representative from Minnesota questioned Sen. Barack Obama's patriotism and recommended that the news media investigate whether other members of Congress are "pro-America" or "anti-America."

Soooooo, I started asking what is "pro-America" vs "anti-America" so for all those unclear by what Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann mean, and were just as confused I was, can understand now exactly what they mean.

Pro-America = racist, corporate, outsourced, spiteful, oppresive, secluded, arrogant, monotheistically oppressive, fragmented, secular, frightened

Anti-American = Open minded, humble, respectful, wise, considerate, concerned, united, enlightened, globally conscious, fiscally responsible, advocative, educated

got it now... good

.... And I couldn't agree more!!!

John McCain thinks that Western Pennsylvania sucks!

Gaffe after laughable gaffe, the Bullshit Express tour keeps on its rampage, but this time Mr. McCain told us how he really feels...

"Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more."

the crowd hushed...
"I couldn't disagree with you.... I couldn't agree with you ... more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country."

hah nice try gramps!

I think John McCain wants to waterboard children

he said:

MCCAIN: "We need to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these examinations which -- or have the certification that some are required in some states. "

Uhhhh he wants the third grade teacher to be Ms. Lucy Pencilmath who puts you in "Time Out" when you misbehave, and in 4th grade we have Sgt. Bombalot who will waterboard the 4th graders if they get outta line...

My god.. Johnny's gone off the deep end!!!

McCain should understand "palling around with criminals..."

Now this is a "That Marvelous Ape" exclusive!!!

John McCain is friends with a terrorist who draws inspiration from....
......................................................................
.....................................................Adolph Hitler!!!!

Yes, Its true G. Gordon Liddy who was made infamous by breaking into Watergate is a friend of John McCain... He admitted to it on his real David Letterman appearance..

here's the quote:
JM: "I know Gordon Liddy. He paid his debt. He went to prison, he paid his debt, as people do. I’m not in any way embarrassed to know Gordon Liddy. And his son, who is also a good friend and supporter of mine."

here's the big problem:
Liddy has said that, as a child, he grew up in a German-American community that included many admirers of Adolf Hitler, and that listening to Hitler's speeches "made me feel a strength inside I had never known before."

John McCan't is friends with someone who draws inspiration from ADOLPH HITLER ..

Now ask yourself ... Who do we really want in the White House this election, the smart Democrats, or the Republicanazis??

Wow, John got the McCrap kicked out of him

There are so many points I feel so compelled to raise after last nights debate.

There are several things that stood out.. one thing that stood out for me is the fact Johnny Senior doesn't know the difference between Autism and Downs Sindrome

Poor Joe Wurzelbacher who got thrown into the whole shitstorm by John McCain

The fact Johnny said he'll freeze all government spending .. well I guess except to purchase defaulted home loans from banks for more money than the home is worth???
This makes no freaking sense to me at all

Now... one other "holy mothership" moment is when he said Iraq or any war veterans shouldn't have to go through things like ... school, certifications, continuing education to TEACH CHILDREN... so let me get this straight Ms. Nancy will be my kid's second grade teacher where if the kids misbehave they get a time-out. In fourth grade Mr. Larry Warhero will be the teacher and if the kids get out of line they get waterboarded.... Nice Logic there Johnny ..

Here is the exact quote:
MCCAIN: We need to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these examinations which -- or have the certification that some are required in some states.

all I have to say is WOW!!!

Wow people are saying that Obama is a Socialist

Obama = Socialism???

is this for real???

Are you telling me the wiretapping scheme the republicans approved isn't socialist... isn't this corporate wellfare bailout socialist.. isn't spying on library records a direct violation of our constitutional rights??? How is Obama socialist???? He's a god damn realist and believes in giving freedom back to the American people before we end up in 1984 with some Orwellian dictator that believes we all should live in fishbowls in our utopic Oceania... McCain & Palin both share this intercontinental totalitarian vision of an enslaved America held hostage by the greed of lawless corporations hell bent on pillaging our resources until there is nothing left. All while passifying the masses with baited race war designed to pull the wool of the black sheep over our eyes of everyone while we watch the socio/economical collapse of our entire infrastructure... If you think this is a long shot, just wait till we have more corporate influence on lawmakers, lets deregulate business and abolish the EPA, lets let renegade corporations like KBR, Blackwater, Halliburton, TITAN, dig their sharp fangs into more of the fabric of our society and see what kind of state we all live in then... Obama is not a socialist, he is an opponent of the dark forboding imminent collapse of our infrastructure compromised by the hypergreedy unregulated corporate entities. Lets give our country back to us this election, lets take our tattered remains and shatter the culture of using scare tatics to facilitate greed.. Lets relieve some of the pressures of our squeezed middle class, lets get some goal driven intelligent visionaries in the Oval Office this year.. McCain would be a great Secretary of Defense, but he'd be a horrible chief officer, and Sarah Palin has no business being in such a powerful position in such trying times...

"My Fellow Prisoners"

Oh man, how do people keep up with all the lies and gaffs spewing from John's Insane NoBrain Toxic Factless Campaign .. well lets pin up another one on the wall of shame ..

McCain made the slip while discussing his plans for the economy, including health care and energy policies. “Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners,”

My fellow prisoners ....

I just keep thinking that we are all a part of the new United Slaves of Corporate America, and in that sense we are all prisoners.. but It's really strange that John McCain sees us that way, in fact it literally scares the hell out of me. Are we really on cue to open the door to 1984???

Why wait to panic .. start now and avoid the rush

But what has Barack Obama done in office.. Who is the real Obama

Everyone is wondering what has Barack Obama actually done since he has been in office .. So to make the research process easier I have compiled all the Obama sponsored and passed bills…


Four bills on energy including
• S.1151 : A bill to provide incentives to the auto industry to accelerate efforts to develop more energy-efficient vehicles to lessen dependence on oil;
•S.115 : A bill to suspend royalty relief, to repeal certain provisions of the Energy Policy Act of 2005, and to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to repeal certain tax incentives for the oil and gas industry; and •S.133 : A bill to promote the national security and stability of the economy of the United States by reducing the dependence of the United States on oil through the use of alternative fuels and new technology, and for other purposes.

Obama has sponsored 136 bills since Jan 4, 2005.

109 S. 1180 SAVE Reauthorization Act of 2005 IS [5]
109 S. 1194 Spent Nuclear Fuel Tracking and Accountability Act IS
109 S. 1426 Drinking Water Security Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 1630 National Emergency Family Locator Act IS [6][7]
109 S. 1638 Hurricane Katrina Emergency Health Workforce Act of 2005 IS [8][7][9]
109 S. 1685 To ensure the evacuation of individuals with special needs in times of emergency. IS [10][7]
109 S. 1770 Hurricane Katrina Fast-Track Refunds for Working Families Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 1920 Renewable Diesel Standard Act of 2005 IS [11][12]
109 S. 1975 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2045 Health Care for Hybrids Act IS [13]
109 S. 2047 Healthy Communities Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2048 Lead Free Toys Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2125 Democratic Republic of the Congo Relief, Security, and Democracy Promotion Act of 2005 RS [14][15]
109 S. 2149 STEP UP Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2154 To provide for the issuance of a commemorative postage stamp in honor of Rosa Parks. IS
109 S. 2179 CLEAN UP Act IS
109 S. 2201 Federal Aviation Administration Fair Labor Management Dispute Resolution Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2247 Federal Employees Health Benefits Program Efficiency Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2257 Hurricane Katrina Working Family Tax Relief Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2259 Congressional Ethics Enforcement Commission Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2261 Transparency and Integrity in Earmarks Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2280 STOP FRAUD Act IS
109 S. 2286 Equality for Two-Parent Families Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2319 Hurricane Katrina Recovery Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2348 Nuclear Release Notice Act of 2006 RS
109 S. 2358 VA Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2359 Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2441 Innovation Districts for School Improvement Act IS
109 S. 2446 American Fuels Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2484 Protecting Taxpayer Privacy Act IS
109 S. 2506 Healthy Places Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2984 FILL UP Act IS [13]
109 S. 3155 To suspend temporarily the duty on RSD 1235. IS
109 S. 3156 To suspend temporarily the duty on N6-Benzyladenine. IS
109 S. 3157 To suspend temporarily the duty on MCPB acid and MCPB sodium salt. IS
109 S. 3158 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2-Methyl-4-chlorophenoxyacetic acid, salts, and esters. IS
109 S. 3159 To suspend temporarily the duty on gibberellic acid. IS
109 S. 3160 To suspend temporarily the duty on triphenyltin hydroxide. IS
109 S. 3161 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain sebacic acid. IS
109 S. 3162 To suspend temporarily the duty on bromoxynil octonoate. IS
109 S. 3163 To extend temporarily the suspension of duty on certain epoxy molding compounds. IS
109 S. 3243 To suspend temporarily the duty on metsulfuron-methyl. IS
109 S. 3244 To suspend temporarily the duty on dichlorprop-p acid, dichlorprop-p dimethylamine salt, and dichlorprop-p 2-ethylhexyl ester. IS
109 S. 3245 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2,4-DB Acid and 2,4-DB Dimethylamine Salt. IS
109 S. 3249 To suspend temporarily the duty on metsulfuron-methyl. IS
109 S. 3250 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2,4-DB Acid and 2,4-DB Dimethylamine Salt. IS
109 S. 3251 To suspend temporarily the duty on dichlorprop-p acid, dichlorprop-p dimethylamine salt, and dichlorprop-p 2-ethylhexyl ester. IS
109 S. 3475 Homes for Heroes Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 3554 Alternative Diesel Standard Act of 2006 IS [16]
109 S. 3627 Mercury Market Minimization Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 3631 Missing Mercury in Manufacturing Monitoring and Mitigation Act IS
109 S. 3694 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
109 S. 3757 To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 950 Missouri Avenue in East St. Louis, Illinois, as the `Katherine Dunham Post Office Building'. IS
109 S. 3822 Genomics and Personalized Medicine Act of 2006 IS [17][18][19]
109 S. 3969 Lead Poisoning Reduction Act of 2006 IS [23][24]
109 S. 3988 Lane Evans Veterans Health and Benefits Improvement Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 4069 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 4102 Election Jamming Prevention Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 697 Higher Education Opportunity Through Pell Grant Expansion Act IS
109 S. 918 E-85 Fuel Utilization and Infrastructure Development Incentives Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 969 Attacking Viral Influenza Across Nations Act of 2005 IS
109 S.CON.RES. 42 Recognizing the historical significance of Juneteenth Independence Day, and expressing the sense of Congress that history should be regarded as a means for understanding the past and... IS
109 S.CON.RES. 53 Expressing the sense of Congress that any effort to impose photo identification requirements for voting should be rejected. IS
109 S.RES. 291 To congratulate the Chicago White Sox on winning the 2005 World Series Championship. ATS
109 S.RES. 516 Recognizing the historical significance of Juneteenth Independence Day and expressing the sense of the Senate that history should be regarded as a means for understanding the past and... ATS
109 S.RES. 529 Designating July 13, 2006, as `National Summer Learning Day'. ATS
110 S. 1067 Healthy Places Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1068 Healthy Communities Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1084 Homes for Heroes Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 114 Innovation Districts for School Improvement Act IS
110 S. 115 Oil SENSE Act IS [13]
110 S. 1151 Health Care for Hybrids Act IS [13]
110 S. 116 STEP UP Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 117 Lane Evans Veterans Health and Benefits Improvement Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1181 Shareholder Vote on Executive Compensation Act IS
110 S. 1222 STOP FRAUD Act IS
110 S. 1271 Homecoming Enhancement Research and Oversight (HERO) Act IS
110 S. 1306 Lead Free Toys Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1324 National Low-Carbon Fuel Standard Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 133 American Fuels Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1389 Climate Change Education Act IS
110 S. 1430 Iran Sanctions Enabling Act IS
110 S. 1513 Predominantly Black Institution Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1574 Teaching Residency Act IS
110 S. 1713 To provide for the issuance of a commemorative postage stamp in honor of Rosa Parks. IS
110 S. 1790 Communities of Color Teen Pregnancy Prevention Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1811 Lead Poisoning Reduction Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1817 To ensure proper administration of the discharge of members of the Armed Forces for personality disorder, and for other purposes. IS
110 S. 1818 Missing Mercury in Manufacturing Monitoring and Mitigation Act IS
110 S. 1824 Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1873 Improving Emergency Medical Care and Response Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1885 Military Family Job Protection Act IS
110 S. 1977 Nuclear Weapons Threat Reduction Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1989 Pigford Claims Remedy Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2030 To amend the Federal Election Campaign Act of 1971 to require reporting relating to bundled contributions made by persons other than registered lobbyists. IS
110 S. 2044 Independent Contractor Proper Classification Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2066 Back to School: Improving Standards for Nutrition and Physical Education in Schools Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2111 Positive Behavior for Effective Schools Act IS
110 S. 2132 To prohibit the introduction or delivery for introduction into interstate commerce of children's products that contain lead, and for other purposes. IS
110 S. 2147 Security Contractor Accountability Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2202 Renewable Fuel Standard Extension Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2224 Nuclear Release Notice Act of 2007
110 S. 2227 Success in the Middle Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2330 Veterans Homelessness Prevention Act IS
110 S. 2347 Prevention Through Affordable Access Act IS
110 S. 2392 National STEM Scholarship Database Act IS
110 S. 2428 National STEM Scholarship Database Act IS
110 S. 2433 Global Poverty Act of 2007 RS
110 S. 2519 Contracting and Tax Accountability Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 3047 Enhancing Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics Education Act of 2008 IS
110 S. 3077 Strengthening Transparency and Accountability in Federal Spending Act of 2008 IS
110 S. 433 Iraq War De-Escalation Act of 2007 IS [25]
110 S. 453 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2007 RS [26][27][28]
110 S. 674 Transparency and Accountability in Military and Security Contracting Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 692 VA Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 713 Dignity for Wounded Warriors Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 737 Voter Advocate and Democracy Index Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 767 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
110 S. 768 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
110 S. 795 Citizenship Promotion Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 823 Microbicide Development Act IS
110 S. 906 Mercury Market Minimization Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 976 Genomics and Personalized Medicine Act of 2007 IS
110 S.CON.RES. 25 Condemning the recent violent actions of the Government of Zimbabwe against peaceful opposition party activists and members of civil society. RS [29]
110 S.CON.RES. 44 Expressing the sense of Congress that a commemorative postage stamp should be issued honoring Rosa Louise McCauley Parks. IS
110 S.CON.RES. 46 Whereas Sickle Cell Disease is an inherited blood disorder that is a major health problem in the United States, primarily affecting African Americans; IS
110 S.CON.RES. 5 Honoring the life of Percy Lavon Julian, a pioneer in the field of organic chemistry and the first and only African-American chemist to be inducted into the National Academy of Sciences. IS
110 S.J.RES. 23 Whereas the Authorization for the Use of Military Force Against Iraq (Public Law 107-243) authorized the President `to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to... IS
110 S.RES. 133 Whereas Bishop Gilbert Earl Patterson was born in 1939 to Bishop W.A. and Mrs. Mary Patterson, Sr., in Humboldt, Tennessee; ATS
110 S.RES. 268 Designating July 12, 2007, as `National Summer Learning Day'. ATS
110 S.RES. 383 Honoring and recognizing the achievements of Carl Stokes, the first African-American mayor of a major American city, in the 40th year since his election as Mayor of Cleveland, Ohio.

Don’t let anyone tell you Barack Obama is inexperienced or unqualifed to lead this Country.

You don't lie to the Letterman

This story is a tad bit old, Sep 25, 2008... but come on, i couldn't let this one go.. You just don't flat out lie to Letterman.... ON NATIONAL TV

McCain told David Letterman he couldn't be a guest on Dave's show because the economy is going to crater and he needs to go to Washington DC to save America right now!

well that turned out to be ... another lie!

According to Letterman, Senator McCain called him personally and said he was headed to the airport to rush off to Washington to work on the economic crisis. Letterman, however, found out that McCain was actually at CBS to do a last-minute interview with Katie Couric.

So really Johnny ... whats up, I know it was really difficult trying to keep all your lies in order, I know proclaiming that "The fundimentals of the economy are strong" then watching the Dow Jones Average slide to pre-Bush numbers. Suspending your campaign then unsuspending it when you find out that was a terrible unpopular idea designed to weasel out of a debate. Choosing a running mate you met twice. It just seems like you're starting to fall apart, is it getting too tough for you?? Either way let me impart some words of wisdom... "If you're going to tell a lie, make sure its not so obvious that you'll get caught.. especially on national television" because you look like a complete jackass

The Crazy Adventures of .. Bailout Bill

Ok so we're literally hours away from taking nearly a trillion American dollars and blindly handing it over to Hank Paulson in hopes he'll do .... uh... well... ummmm something good with it.. I mean we're not really quite sure how this is going to work or what he's going to do with that kind of money.. I mean someone handing you over 700 billion dollars to say .. here do whatever the hell you want with it, just seems well absurd.. But I understand that without our beloved Bailout Bill we'd collapse into apocalyptic cataclysms where there won't be any credit for anyone (I guess that would take care of my god damn monthly Visa bill) but after careful examination I have determined that terrible executive leadership is to blame for this insane situation we all have found ourselves. And indeed this is the finest example of the masses helping out the few, and our government needs to purchase these rotten assets to add value to them. I get all of that, and I understand the logic behind creating Bailout Bill... But can he really save the day or just prolong the inevitable, with all our jobs outsourced overseas, and all our wealth transferred to select corporations what do we really have to build our economy on?? Is Bailout Bill the superhero that will make all the manufacturing jobs return to the US, is he going to help companies curb the need to hire 6 year old girls in Bangladesh to do our accounting work??? If not, aren't we just inflating tires with more holes than swiss cheese?? Are we going to inflate and prop up our failing system to watch it collapse again?? I would be a terrible politician because I hate Bailout Bill, I hate the idea that he stands for, I hate that we waited so long to get to this, I hate that we were lied to about the state of the credit markets, and what I really hate the most that I really believe from the bottom of my heart that this measure is necessary or we'd really see a complete collapse of our economy worse than we'd ever imagine with unemployment 10 - 15% and the US dollar completely worthless...... Well so I am putting my faith in you Bailout Bill the real superhero designed to save America

Where is McNugget when you need him... (to go away)

All the house republicans and democrats can agree on one thing...

Johnny NoBrain was better off staying at home... he allegedily suspended his campaign to pursue a resolve to the financial crisis in Washington .. except, he's not on any of the financial committees and he's also not involved in any actual decision making.. so why exactly did he "suspend" his campaign to go to Washington DC and almost ditch the debates... Well who knows but he sure caused an uproar that derailed the passing of the bill.. after he said he wasn't leaving until a bill got passed .. and he left and the bill didn't pass... Oh well I guess its just another McCain lie

700 BILLION DOLLARS

Wow ... So McCain wants to stop campaigning on the guise of caring for the country while he wants to rush to give King Henry SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.. and for what??? Nobody can answer this question... What are we spending 700 BILLION dollars on? Well I think I have an idea.. We're going to back with taxpayer money the loans of foreclosed homes most of which are abandoned and owners have walked away, so they are no good loans, and instead of these being Wall Street investments, they are going to be YOUR street investments... We the American people had really no control of the securitization of private mortgages, we weren't the ones that grouped these crappy loans together and sold them to foreign investors. We aren't the over zealous lending firms that funded residential loans to borrowers with questionable repayment methods... We sure aren't the people that flooded our investment portfolio with these risky mortgage backed securities... WHY SHOULD WE BE ON THE LINE TO BACK THESE BULLSHIT INVESTMENTS????? The economy will fail... BULLSHIT!!!

I think this is the administration's last free-for-all grab into the honeypot of our economy. I think they are going to use this opportunity to shell out more money to Bush Buddies, and secretly mismanage the funds to appropriate money to more republican friends.. Its kinda like one last giant fuck-in-the-ass to the American people and one last opportunity to pillage the fragile remains of the shell of what used to be a great supernation. Now, we are no longer producers of anything... we import everything from tainted baby formula to lead toys.. and all our good paying jobs i.e. HR, AP/AR, Application Development, R&D, Engineering, Customer Service, Accounting, Information Technology, Process Manufacturing, everything... every good paying job is slowly being outsourced to inexpensive labor overseas... the only way this is going to stop is if its no longer cost effective for companies to ship these jobs overseas.... I think shelling out 700 billion dollars to save rotten investment firms is the worst thing we can do right now..

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.. and the race

So John McCain cleverly suspends his campaign... and now wants to postpone the debates. His campaign has been one disaster after another, so its no wonder why he needs a break. So since he technically is no longer running is he going to step aside and gracefully allow the Democrats to gain control of the White House?? I think there is fear in the McCain camp, fear that the lies and flip-flops on important issues, fear that America is no longer in love with the VP choice, fear that the "fundamentals of the economy are strong" bit is going to be heavily scrutinized.. I think our great war hero is afraid of Barack Obama, I for one can not wait to see the first presidential debate. With so much natural interia on his side and being in a position where he is right, it will be so fun to watch McCain be so flustered. Well if he wants to suspend the campaign does that mean that Sarah Palin gets to debate Barack on behalf of McCain .. I guess we will just have to wait and see!

The Spain Hemosphere... I mean the Latin American Europe.. UH WHAT???

The Brain on McCain seems to fail mainly on Spain... (and just about every other topic)

You have got to be kidding me...

When asked about the Prime Minister of Spain that George WWIII has snubbed since pulling their troops from Iraq.. (and in his own country, legalized same-sex marriages, granted amnesty for illegal immigrants, and passed other landmark progressive legislation) José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero is now (according to John McSenior) the Prime Minister of the Latin American Hemisphere, errr.. I mean friend or maybe enemy.. Uhhh I mean the European Mexico?? Who knows what was going through the feeble mind of Mr. McCain what is known is that in an interview Monday with Radio Caracol WSUA 1260AM.. McCain well... really really fucked up.. I mean for a guy thats running on the promise of being an expert on foreign relations to not know the Prime Minister of our Ally in Europe .. Spain.. With their $1.439 trillion dollar economy (8th largest in the world)...

"All I can tell you is that I have a clear record of working with leaders in the Hemisphere that are friends with us and standing up to those who are not and that's judged on the basis of the importance of our relationship with Latin America and the entire region."

clear record??? friends???

"I am willing to meet with any leader who is dedicated to the same principles and philosophy that we are for human rights, democracy, and freedom. And I will stand up to those that do not. "

very powerful generic rhetoric isn't it...
but the best.. when asked "If you are elected president, would you be willing to invite President Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero to the White House to meet with you? "

NoBrain:
" I would be willing to meet with those leaders who are friends and want to work with us in a cooperative fashion. And by the way, President Calderon of Mexico is fighting a very, very tough fight against the drug cartels. I am glad we are now working in cooperation with the Mexican government on the Merida plan. And I intend to move forward with relations and invite as many of them as I can, of those leaders to the White House. "

hahaha "invite as many of them as I can, of those leaders " those people .. those uh Spanish types....

Now .. I remember in grade school, when I was learning basic geography in class I sometimes mixed up the location of france and spain and england in regards to their placement in Europe.. but I would have certainly failed the third grade if I thought that Spain, a country in EUROPE was located in Latin America. It seems he's just as good with foreign policies as he is with domestic.

Do we want the Harvard grad leading the country.. or Mooseburger & McCain with a combined knowledge of Geography as someone in 6th grade... But, Oh yeah knowing Geography isn't important when you are leading the most powerful nation in the world.

One serious note here regarding the RNC

This is flat out ridiculous ...

I mean what are we coming to, I feel that everyone in America should see what actually happened at the RNC ... and I have a feeling we're going to see a lot more of this .... see for yourself

I am so glad the SPIC is protecting us from financial harm..

And McCain wanted to seal off the border (J/K)
but seriously our economic financial guru and GOP presidential nominee & apparent inventor of blackberry technology Johnny NoBrain on several occasions yesterday refered to the Securities Investor Protection Corporation as.... SPIC..

from the Washington Post's CQ Transcripts Wire
"I pledge that FDIC and SPIC will have all the support they need to fully back the savings of the American people. "

Hahahahahahaha .... The SPIC will have all the support it needs .... hahahahaha too freaking funny..

wait it gets better ...
"And there are so many of those regulators that the responsibility for oversight is scattered, unfocussed and ineffective. Among others, we've got the SEC, the CFTC, the FDIC, the SPIC and the OCC. But for all their big and impressive sounding names, the fact is they haven't been doing their job right, or else we wouldn't have these massive problems on Wall Street. "

Twice .. in the same address ... putting all the blame on the SPIC... nice job NoBrain

Its really nice and cute to be able to rattle off acronyms, and it might make you sound really smart.. The current administration loves creating acronyms for the most asinine things.. but if you are going to rattle off acronyms ... PLEASE make sure you use them correctly... otherwise you just sound like complete Jackass.. or JA as the republicans would put it..

Oh btw
The Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SIPC) is a federally mandated non-profit corporation in the United States that protects securities investors from harm if a broker/dealer defaults. But investors are not insured for any potential loss while invested in the market.

"thanks, but no thanks," in regards to telling the truth

I just can't get over all this praise that Sarah Palin did SUCH a GREAT job delivering her scripted speech at the RNC ad-hoc... I mean how could anyone deliver such fiesty attacks with no substance without the aid of a teleprompter... its been rumored (then debunked) that the teleprompter was malfunctioning, and people have gone to say it was flat out broken... but you know how lies work, if you really want to believe them hard enough they can somehow turn true.... well I'd like to lay this one down once and for all .... the broken teleprompter

So... Aside frim the Dow Jones Industrial Average slipping over 500 points

And Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc.... founded in 1850, a global financial-services firm specializing in investment banking, now BANKRUPT
1000 Shares of Lehman brothers stock on Nov 14 2007 would have cost $67,730
1000 Shares of Lehman brothers stock on September 15th 2008 less than 1 year later.... $150

And Alan Greenspan saying to George Stephanopoulos that " This is 'By Far' the Worst Economic Crisis He's Seen in His Career "

Our beloved GOP candidate (and source of so many hours of laughter) has the nerve to say..

"the fundamentals of our economy are strong,"

Ummmm ... hmmm is this guy running for president of our country???

Raise your hand if you think Republicans should keep the presidency

didn't think so

You sold who or what on Ebay??

"That luxury jet that came with the office... I put it on eBay!"

Palin never actually sold the aircraft online (though, unlike John McCain, she never claimed that to be the case). But more important, while the jet sat unsold, Alaska was on the hook to pay $62,492.79 every three months as part of the initial purchasing deal.
In other words, if the state wasn't going to use the aircraft, there was an imperative to get rid of it. And as her administration waited for a bidder to match its minimum offer, those payments added up.
Twenty days after putting the jet online, the Palin administration had to reissue the listing. The minimum bid had not been met. By April, the jet still had not sold despite three additional attempts. Eventually, Palin signed a contract with an Anchorage aircraft broker to help succeed where eBay couldn't. In August 2007, eight months after it was first put on sale, the jet was sold to an Alaskan businessman for $2.1 million -- $600,000 shy of the purchasing price

sooooo... whats the point of telling us how you sell government crap on ebay...
but its not like the average American cares about what Alaska sells on ebay, just why in the hell do you have to lie about it?????

Welcome to the United Slaves of Corporate America

Lies thats all I heard this whole week, lies lies lies...... how can we trust these two??? they care about corporate wellfare and as soon as they would get into office, Alaska would be cash cow for exxon/mobil, BP .. you name it.. and how would that help us??? 1 word... NONE! in fact... more exported oil would lead to yet another resource we ship to foriegn nations at a time where we are hemorrhaging both money and resources...

The US nation has slowly sold its first world status and if we keep on our nightmare policies we'll be a third world nation owned by corporations. Welcome to the United Slaves of Corporate America headed by Johnny NoBrain and a new ship of fools.

Sarah Mooseburger VS. The Pig With Lipstick

I finally understand why Sarah Palin is the perfect running mate for John "Cheese Isle" McCain ... she is a flat out bold faced LIAR!! I mean everything that comes from her mouth is simply a lie, all concocted by the McPublican Bullshit Factory.

I mean ... just a shout out to Barack Obama who has truely campaigned on messages of truth and real policy debate, the McPublicans decide to resort to old Karl Rovian tactics of schoolyard bully name calling... And now calling old irresponsible fiscal policies repackaged and rebranded in the guise of change akin to putting lipstick on a pig, in essence saying you can't polish a turd... Well the McCainiacs demand an apology and accuse Barack Obama for being sexist???

Now someone please tell me, how is calling rebranded failed fiscal policies sexist??? I am totally confused, I wasn't aware that terrible decision making and falied policies has a gender... So is the trillion dollar Iraq war.. is that male or female.. The SCHIP debacle is that male or female... is No Child Left Behind male or female?? Are unfair no-bid government contracts male or female.. PLEASE let me know .. What about the mortgage backed securities crisis that left hundreds of thousands of people in foreclosure, are those problems male or female.... because I need to make sure when I discuss failed economic policies I want to be politically and genderly correct.

When Johnny Met Sarah

You really need to choose your running mate carefully


http://www.rollcall.com/news/27802-1.html

In the interview on Aug. 14, Palin said she did not remember the exact time she met McCain, but said it was in 2006 at the Republican Governors Association meeting. She said she met with McCain twice then, including one meeting with his wife.

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promised a threesome maybe???

Sarah Stalin .. I mean Palin

Boy Johnny NoBrain & The Factless Campaign continues gaff after gaff
I mean Sarah Palin, she is a facist like Putin and like Stalin she will embark a major campaign of political repression.


Don't vote for the Nazi party this election wearing GOSheep's clothing...

Inflate car tires???? Thats crazy talk

"Instead of calling on his party's leadership to return to Congress and carve out an 'all of the above' approach to America's energy crisis, Barack Obama would rather tell commuters to inflate their car tires,"


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what a cook! That silly Obama .. thinking properly maintained automobiles will increase fuel efficiency for vehicles and thus reduce the demand on foreign oil supplies... Whats next?? saying that gas/electric hybrid cars getting 50 mpg fuel economy will help reduce carbon emissions??? HAHAHAHAHAHA what a crock of bullshit!! I mean our big Hummer 2 trucks averaging 8 miles a gallon that carries more weight than a tank, to think that may have something to do with unnecessarily depleting our crude oil resources is just garbage talk...

I guess it is when you are over 70 years old ... oh btw, the world is flat

lets plant some seeds and grow 45 new nuclear plants

"I proposed a plan to build 45 new nuclear plants before the year 2030. And that would provide 700,000 jobs for American workers,"


McCain is over 70 years old, I really don't think he is in any place to make plans for the year 2030...

Nothing says "I love you" more than growing a nuclear power plant in your backyard...

Ok.. so 45 new nuclear power plants is supposed to help us out of our global environment crisis and solve our energy dependence concerns..... should Obama retort by handing out globs of nuclear waste to supporters at rallies like McCain did with tire gages????

Anthrax??? Yup its probably maybe... Iraq???

Lets go back in time a little bit.. lets say October 18, 2001

Where we'll witness another McCain moment, this one brought to you by David letterman!!

Dave is interviewing John McCain ..
McCain opened the interview by asking Letterman, “What is Osama bin Laden going to be for Halloween?” “Dead!” McCain said, delivering the punchline to his joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA can we say ---- WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
Nearly seven Halloweens later, Osama bin Laden remains alive and free.

LETTERMAN: How are things going in Afghanistan now?
MCCAIN: I think we’re doing fine …. I think we’ll do fine. The second phase — if I could just make one, very quickly — the second phase is Iraq. There is some indication, and I don’t have the conclusions, but some of this anthrax may — and I emphasize may — have come from Iraq.

*** May have come from Iraq ***

WRONG AGAIN



Later in the interview, McCain explained his counterterrorism approach: “The more serious these people [terrorists] think we are and believe we are – and we are serious – then I think they might, you know, go back to selling camels or whatever enterprise that they might want to engage in.”

Concluding the interview, McCain warned once again that Iraq was next. “The crunch time will be if – and emphasize if – we have to go after Iraq, and then that coalition could be strained,” he said. “But nothing succeeds like success. … World power politics is very interesting. People are very friendly when they know you’re the most powerful kid on the block.”

Boy that gun-toting redneck hillbilly shoot-em'-up attitude really does wonders for you huh.. fortunately for us we're no longer the "most powerful kid on the block" in fact we've gone from the most powerful to the laughing stock of the block... and leave it to good 'ole Johnny Boy to crack jokes about it.........

We all new she was a trollop...

But did you know she's a CUNT too???

well thats what GOP Johnny NoBrain said about the potential first lady & his WIFE Cindy McCain

John McCain made extremely ugly remarks about his wife Cindy McCain during a tirade witnessed by three reporters and two aides back in 1992. "At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, 'You're getting a little thin up there,'" Schechter writes. "McCain's face reddened, and he responded, 'At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.' McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.

Thats family values for ya

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html

Even HE doesn't see himself as a president

"Except for making my kids sing "Hail To The Chief" I never think of myself as President. "

The View (November 2005)


WOW.... so in NOVEMBER 2005, Johnny NoBrain said " I NEVER think of myself as president"
Well I guess the only thing that makes sense is to make him the president....
But thats good ole' GOP mentality, lets put the LEAST qualified person in leadership positions!!

You gotta love flippy floppies

"I think one of our big problems has been the fact that many Iraqis resent American military presence. And I don't pretend to know exactly Iraqi public opinion. But as soon as we can reduce our visibility as much as possible, the better I think it is going to be. "

MSNBC, January 31, 2005 [3] [4]

Soooooo he USED be for a timed withdrawl of troops, but now he's not?? MAYBE he finally figured out how much $$$$ can be made by keeping war operations going.. Nice show of character Johnny Boy..

Johnny NoBrain may be a veteran.... but that does not mean that he CARES about veterans at all

some young men or women

"Because I know that as successful as I believe we will be, and I believe that the success [in Iraq] will be fairly easy, we will still lose some American young men or women. And that's a great tragedy. "
Appearance on Larry King Live, September 24, 2002 (transcript)


hmmmm. this guy is supposed to have better EXPERIENCE & JUDGEMENT???
"...lose some American young men or women..."

hmmm try 4125

SO FAR

It appears Johnny NoBrain's VP would have a lot of work to do

"The vice president has two duties. One is to inquire daily as to the health of the president, and the other is to attend the funerals of third world dictators. And neither of those do I find an enjoyable exercise. "

In response to question by Tim Russert on how he would respond if George W. Bush asked him to be his vice presidential running mate in 2000..... March 3rd 2000


Hmmmm inquire daily about the health of the president.... in his 70's ??? yeah I don't think anyone would want that job,

BTW since when is the White House a retirement home anyways???

When we discuss repairing foreign relationships

I personally think we need to elect someone that uses derogatory slang to describe people in other countries...

for example ....

"I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live. "

-- John McCain's Statement about his North Vietnamese prison guards, in response to a question asked by reporters aboard his campaign bus. (17 February 2000)


Class act right there folks

Johnny NoBrain is really funny when he picks on children

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?... Because her father is Janet Reno.

GOP fund-raiser, Washington D.C., June 1998


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Oh wait....... that wasn't funny

When did you stop beating your wife??

Well Johnny NoBrain apparently stopped with his spousal abuse

TWO WEEKS AGO

he said it himself
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/06/mccain-gambles.html

Johnny Insane NoBrain McCain & His Factless Campaign

After a whole stream of gaffs by the joke of the GOP nominee Johnny "NoBrain" McCain
I decided to dedicate a blog to "That Marvelous Ape" which was a really funny joke that Johnny NoBrain told back in the mid 80's. Wait.. the joke wasn't funny at all

it went as sources recall and was reported in the Tucson Citizen, an Arizona paper, during his 1986 Senate campaign:

"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"


REALLY FREAKING FUNNY
and this joke wants to be a president????

Women's groups were OUTRAGED
here's a scan of the newspaper
http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/07/tucson_citizen_gorilla_rape_joke.pdf

How do you recover from a such a terrible mistake?? How could anyone even think of voting for this guy??? How can ANY women's groups support him ????