We all new she was a trollop...

But did you know she's a CUNT too???

well thats what GOP Johnny NoBrain said about the potential first lady & his WIFE Cindy McCain

John McCain made extremely ugly remarks about his wife Cindy McCain during a tirade witnessed by three reporters and two aides back in 1992. "At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, 'You're getting a little thin up there,'" Schechter writes. "McCain's face reddened, and he responded, 'At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.' McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.

Thats family values for ya

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html

Even HE doesn't see himself as a president

"Except for making my kids sing "Hail To The Chief" I never think of myself as President. "

The View (November 2005)


WOW.... so in NOVEMBER 2005, Johnny NoBrain said " I NEVER think of myself as president"
Well I guess the only thing that makes sense is to make him the president....
But thats good ole' GOP mentality, lets put the LEAST qualified person in leadership positions!!

You gotta love flippy floppies

"I think one of our big problems has been the fact that many Iraqis resent American military presence. And I don't pretend to know exactly Iraqi public opinion. But as soon as we can reduce our visibility as much as possible, the better I think it is going to be. "

MSNBC, January 31, 2005 [3] [4]

Soooooo he USED be for a timed withdrawl of troops, but now he's not?? MAYBE he finally figured out how much $$$$ can be made by keeping war operations going.. Nice show of character Johnny Boy..

Johnny NoBrain may be a veteran.... but that does not mean that he CARES about veterans at all

some young men or women

"Because I know that as successful as I believe we will be, and I believe that the success [in Iraq] will be fairly easy, we will still lose some American young men or women. And that's a great tragedy. "
Appearance on Larry King Live, September 24, 2002 (transcript)


hmmmm. this guy is supposed to have better EXPERIENCE & JUDGEMENT???
"...lose some American young men or women..."

hmmm try 4125

SO FAR

It appears Johnny NoBrain's VP would have a lot of work to do

"The vice president has two duties. One is to inquire daily as to the health of the president, and the other is to attend the funerals of third world dictators. And neither of those do I find an enjoyable exercise. "

In response to question by Tim Russert on how he would respond if George W. Bush asked him to be his vice presidential running mate in 2000..... March 3rd 2000


Hmmmm inquire daily about the health of the president.... in his 70's ??? yeah I don't think anyone would want that job,

BTW since when is the White House a retirement home anyways???

When we discuss repairing foreign relationships

I personally think we need to elect someone that uses derogatory slang to describe people in other countries...

for example ....

"I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live. "

-- John McCain's Statement about his North Vietnamese prison guards, in response to a question asked by reporters aboard his campaign bus. (17 February 2000)


Class act right there folks

Johnny NoBrain is really funny when he picks on children

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?... Because her father is Janet Reno.

GOP fund-raiser, Washington D.C., June 1998


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Oh wait....... that wasn't funny

When did you stop beating your wife??

Well Johnny NoBrain apparently stopped with his spousal abuse

TWO WEEKS AGO

he said it himself
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/06/mccain-gambles.html

Johnny Insane NoBrain McCain & His Factless Campaign

After a whole stream of gaffs by the joke of the GOP nominee Johnny "NoBrain" McCain
I decided to dedicate a blog to "That Marvelous Ape" which was a really funny joke that Johnny NoBrain told back in the mid 80's. Wait.. the joke wasn't funny at all

it went as sources recall and was reported in the Tucson Citizen, an Arizona paper, during his 1986 Senate campaign:

"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"


REALLY FREAKING FUNNY
and this joke wants to be a president????

Women's groups were OUTRAGED
here's a scan of the newspaper
http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/07/tucson_citizen_gorilla_rape_joke.pdf

How do you recover from a such a terrible mistake?? How could anyone even think of voting for this guy??? How can ANY women's groups support him ????