This is getting surreal ... Joe the Plumber keeps getting Dumber
What the fuck is this crap??? "You're all `Joe the Plumber`" is that for real??
My Name is not "Joe the Plumber" my name is "Gary the Guy thats not Voting for You" I have nothing in common with Joe the Plumber. Americans are each unique individuals with complex relations to each other and the world around us. We the people are intelligent open-minded and thoughtful. You can't group the middle class into people with one name and association with a job title!!! You cease to be yourself you are now Joe the Plumber because I tell you ... if that isn't communism I really don't know what else is! I mean how can you go and tell people who they are and what they do!!!! Wait I guess we solved the illegal undocumented immigrant probem... we just turned them all into "Joe the Plumber" ...
this "Joe the Dumber" bit scares me more and more every single day... I mean this surreal nonsense is an actual Johnny NoBrain ad!
God help the "United States of Joe" if McPalin gets elected
Friday, October 31, 2008
Sarah and her Big Baseball Blunders
Sticking it to Pirates/Indians fans for no reason Sarah Palin gave us a reminder of how insensitive she can be to avid baseball fans. What Sarah Palin failed to realize that Pittsburgh Pirates / Cleveland Indians fans are rivals of the Philadelphia Phillies, a point you think you'd remember if you're going to mention baseball at a public rally. Anyways so fans of Pittsbrgh booed Mooseburger. (again!) Sigh... Erie is about 7 hours from Philadelphia
here's the clip
here's the clip
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Voting is on which day again???
A desperate scheme to fraud democrat voters.
Those goofy bastards will do just about anything to suppress the vote of Americans including mailing a fake letter to the citizens of Virginia that states voting will be on November 5th if your a democrat.....
Here is the height of desperation and classlessness.. It really makes you wonder the depth of the unethical, unprincipled, corrupt, dishonest, evil, licentious, depraved, state of the Republican Party. Very Very shameful
Those goofy bastards will do just about anything to suppress the vote of Americans including mailing a fake letter to the citizens of Virginia that states voting will be on November 5th if your a democrat.....
Here is the height of desperation and classlessness.. It really makes you wonder the depth of the unethical, unprincipled, corrupt, dishonest, evil, licentious, depraved, state of the Republican Party. Very Very shameful
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
' B ' is for Behind Bars Bearing Bullshit Backward B... Bimbo
I couldn't help but rag on avid NoBrain supporter
Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old college student from Texas .. and a John NoBrain supporter told investigators she was attempting to use a bank cash machine when the man approached her from behind, put a knife to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. Todd told investigators that she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car, became angry and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground and telling her "you are going to be a Barack supporter," police said. She said he continued to punch and kick her while threatening "to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," police said. She said he then sat on her chest, pinned her hands down with his knees and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife.
The best part, she made this whole story up!
Lets let Keith tell us all about it!!!
Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old college student from Texas .. and a John NoBrain supporter told investigators she was attempting to use a bank cash machine when the man approached her from behind, put a knife to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. Todd told investigators that she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car, became angry and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground and telling her "you are going to be a Barack supporter," police said. She said he continued to punch and kick her while threatening "to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," police said. She said he then sat on her chest, pinned her hands down with his knees and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife.
The best part, she made this whole story up!
Lets let Keith tell us all about it!!!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Joe the McCain apparently has no idea what 911 is used for
So unlike Joe the Plumber ... Joe the McCain thinks 911 emergency line is used for complaining about traffic!!
It doesn't get better than this...
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Joey NoBrain: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Joey NoBrain: "Fuck you." (Joey NoBrain hangs up)
so the 911 operator called the number back and got this message:
"Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."
wow.. but to add insult to stupidity ... Joey NoBrain called 911 back !!!!!
Joey NoBrain: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Joey NoBrain: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you're sitting in traffic.
It doesn't get better than this...
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Joey NoBrain: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Joey NoBrain: "Fuck you." (Joey NoBrain hangs up)
so the 911 operator called the number back and got this message:
"Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."
wow.. but to add insult to stupidity ... Joey NoBrain called 911 back !!!!!
Joey NoBrain: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Joey NoBrain: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you're sitting in traffic.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Sarah "Walmart & Hockey Mom" VS. Johio
Now I have reached the bitter end with "Joe the Plumber", if John McCain thinks that confusing America with this nonsense about Joe Wurzelbacher, who is not even a real plumber... who has nothing to do with anything regarding this election is a good tactic he needs help and a lot of it!!!! Joe the Plumber ... who is worried about taxes, who's real situation in real life actually favors Obama's tax plan.. Has no business being used in the limelight that McCain has cast, just like Sarah Mooseburger has no business being the Vice President of the United States..
ENOUGH WITH JOE THE PLUMBER !!!
NO MORE JOHIO!!!
ENOUGH WITH JOE THE PLUMBER !!!
NO MORE JOHIO!!!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Pro-America VS. Anti-America
Michele Bachmann Representative from Minnesota questioned Sen. Barack Obama's patriotism and recommended that the news media investigate whether other members of Congress are "pro-America" or "anti-America."
Soooooo, I started asking what is "pro-America" vs "anti-America" so for all those unclear by what Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann mean, and were just as confused I was, can understand now exactly what they mean.
Pro-America = racist, corporate, outsourced, spiteful, oppresive, secluded, arrogant, monotheistically oppressive, fragmented, secular, frightened
Anti-American = Open minded, humble, respectful, wise, considerate, concerned, united, enlightened, globally conscious, fiscally responsible, advocative, educated
got it now... good
Soooooo, I started asking what is "pro-America" vs "anti-America" so for all those unclear by what Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann mean, and were just as confused I was, can understand now exactly what they mean.
Pro-America = racist, corporate, outsourced, spiteful, oppresive, secluded, arrogant, monotheistically oppressive, fragmented, secular, frightened
Anti-American = Open minded, humble, respectful, wise, considerate, concerned, united, enlightened, globally conscious, fiscally responsible, advocative, educated
got it now... good
.... And I couldn't agree more!!!
John McCain thinks that Western Pennsylvania sucks!
Gaffe after laughable gaffe, the Bullshit Express tour keeps on its rampage, but this time Mr. McCain told us how he really feels...
"Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more."
the crowd hushed...
"I couldn't disagree with you.... I couldn't agree with you ... more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country."
hah nice try gramps!
Gaffe after laughable gaffe, the Bullshit Express tour keeps on its rampage, but this time Mr. McCain told us how he really feels...
"Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more."
the crowd hushed...
"I couldn't disagree with you.... I couldn't agree with you ... more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country."
hah nice try gramps!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
I think John McCain wants to waterboard children
he said:
MCCAIN: "We need to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these examinations which -- or have the certification that some are required in some states. "
Uhhhh he wants the third grade teacher to be Ms. Lucy Pencilmath who puts you in "Time Out" when you misbehave, and in 4th grade we have Sgt. Bombalot who will waterboard the 4th graders if they get outta line...
My god.. Johnny's gone off the deep end!!!
MCCAIN: "We need to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these examinations which -- or have the certification that some are required in some states. "
Uhhhh he wants the third grade teacher to be Ms. Lucy Pencilmath who puts you in "Time Out" when you misbehave, and in 4th grade we have Sgt. Bombalot who will waterboard the 4th graders if they get outta line...
My god.. Johnny's gone off the deep end!!!
McCain should understand "palling around with criminals..."
Now this is a "That Marvelous Ape" exclusive!!!
John McCain is friends with a terrorist who draws inspiration from....
......................................................................
.....................................................Adolph Hitler!!!!
Yes, Its true G. Gordon Liddy who was made infamous by breaking into Watergate is a friend of John McCain... He admitted to it on his real David Letterman appearance..
here's the quote:
JM: "I know Gordon Liddy. He paid his debt. He went to prison, he paid his debt, as people do. I’m not in any way embarrassed to know Gordon Liddy. And his son, who is also a good friend and supporter of mine."
here's the big problem:
Liddy has said that, as a child, he grew up in a German-American community that included many admirers of Adolf Hitler, and that listening to Hitler's speeches "made me feel a strength inside I had never known before."
John McCan't is friends with someone who draws inspiration from ADOLPH HITLER ..
Now ask yourself ... Who do we really want in the White House this election, the smart Democrats, or the Republicanazis??
John McCain is friends with a terrorist who draws inspiration from....
......................................................................
.....................................................Adolph Hitler!!!!
Yes, Its true G. Gordon Liddy who was made infamous by breaking into Watergate is a friend of John McCain... He admitted to it on his real David Letterman appearance..
here's the quote:
JM: "I know Gordon Liddy. He paid his debt. He went to prison, he paid his debt, as people do. I’m not in any way embarrassed to know Gordon Liddy. And his son, who is also a good friend and supporter of mine."
here's the big problem:
Liddy has said that, as a child, he grew up in a German-American community that included many admirers of Adolf Hitler, and that listening to Hitler's speeches "made me feel a strength inside I had never known before."
John McCan't is friends with someone who draws inspiration from ADOLPH HITLER ..
Now ask yourself ... Who do we really want in the White House this election, the smart Democrats, or the Republicanazis??
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wow, John got the McCrap kicked out of him

There are so many points I feel so compelled to raise after last nights debate.
There are several things that stood out.. one thing that stood out for me is the fact Johnny Senior doesn't know the difference between Autism and Downs Sindrome
Poor Joe Wurzelbacher who got thrown into the whole shitstorm by John McCain
The fact Johnny said he'll freeze all government spending .. well I guess except to purchase defaulted home loans from banks for more money than the home is worth???
This makes no freaking sense to me at all
Now... one other "holy mothership" moment is when he said Iraq or any war veterans shouldn't have to go through things like ... school, certifications, continuing education to TEACH CHILDREN... so let me get this straight Ms. Nancy will be my kid's second grade teacher where if the kids misbehave they get a time-out. In fourth grade Mr. Larry Warhero will be the teacher and if the kids get out of line they get waterboarded.... Nice Logic there Johnny ..
Here is the exact quote:
MCCAIN: We need to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these examinations which -- or have the certification that some are required in some states.
all I have to say is WOW!!!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wow people are saying that Obama is a Socialist
Obama = Socialism???
is this for real???
Are you telling me the wiretapping scheme the republicans approved isn't socialist... isn't this corporate wellfare bailout socialist.. isn't spying on library records a direct violation of our constitutional rights??? How is Obama socialist???? He's a god damn realist and believes in giving freedom back to the American people before we end up in 1984 with some Orwellian dictator that believes we all should live in fishbowls in our utopic Oceania... McCain & Palin both share this intercontinental totalitarian vision of an enslaved America held hostage by the greed of lawless corporations hell bent on pillaging our resources until there is nothing left. All while passifying the masses with baited race war designed to pull the wool of the black sheep over our eyes of everyone while we watch the socio/economical collapse of our entire infrastructure... If you think this is a long shot, just wait till we have more corporate influence on lawmakers, lets deregulate business and abolish the EPA, lets let renegade corporations like KBR, Blackwater, Halliburton, TITAN, dig their sharp fangs into more of the fabric of our society and see what kind of state we all live in then... Obama is not a socialist, he is an opponent of the dark forboding imminent collapse of our infrastructure compromised by the hypergreedy unregulated corporate entities. Lets give our country back to us this election, lets take our tattered remains and shatter the culture of using scare tatics to facilitate greed.. Lets relieve some of the pressures of our squeezed middle class, lets get some goal driven intelligent visionaries in the Oval Office this year.. McCain would be a great Secretary of Defense, but he'd be a horrible chief officer, and Sarah Palin has no business being in such a powerful position in such trying times...
is this for real???
Are you telling me the wiretapping scheme the republicans approved isn't socialist... isn't this corporate wellfare bailout socialist.. isn't spying on library records a direct violation of our constitutional rights??? How is Obama socialist???? He's a god damn realist and believes in giving freedom back to the American people before we end up in 1984 with some Orwellian dictator that believes we all should live in fishbowls in our utopic Oceania... McCain & Palin both share this intercontinental totalitarian vision of an enslaved America held hostage by the greed of lawless corporations hell bent on pillaging our resources until there is nothing left. All while passifying the masses with baited race war designed to pull the wool of the black sheep over our eyes of everyone while we watch the socio/economical collapse of our entire infrastructure... If you think this is a long shot, just wait till we have more corporate influence on lawmakers, lets deregulate business and abolish the EPA, lets let renegade corporations like KBR, Blackwater, Halliburton, TITAN, dig their sharp fangs into more of the fabric of our society and see what kind of state we all live in then... Obama is not a socialist, he is an opponent of the dark forboding imminent collapse of our infrastructure compromised by the hypergreedy unregulated corporate entities. Lets give our country back to us this election, lets take our tattered remains and shatter the culture of using scare tatics to facilitate greed.. Lets relieve some of the pressures of our squeezed middle class, lets get some goal driven intelligent visionaries in the Oval Office this year.. McCain would be a great Secretary of Defense, but he'd be a horrible chief officer, and Sarah Palin has no business being in such a powerful position in such trying times...
"My Fellow Prisoners"
Oh man, how do people keep up with all the lies and gaffs spewing from John's Insane NoBrain Toxic Factless Campaign .. well lets pin up another one on the wall of shame ..
McCain made the slip while discussing his plans for the economy, including health care and energy policies. “Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners,”
My fellow prisoners ....
I just keep thinking that we are all a part of the new United Slaves of Corporate America, and in that sense we are all prisoners.. but It's really strange that John McCain sees us that way, in fact it literally scares the hell out of me. Are we really on cue to open the door to 1984???
Why wait to panic .. start now and avoid the rush
McCain made the slip while discussing his plans for the economy, including health care and energy policies. “Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners,”
My fellow prisoners ....
I just keep thinking that we are all a part of the new United Slaves of Corporate America, and in that sense we are all prisoners.. but It's really strange that John McCain sees us that way, in fact it literally scares the hell out of me. Are we really on cue to open the door to 1984???
Why wait to panic .. start now and avoid the rush
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
But what has Barack Obama done in office.. Who is the real Obama
Everyone is wondering what has Barack Obama actually done since he has been in office .. So to make the research process easier I have compiled all the Obama sponsored and passed bills…
Four bills on energy including
• S.1151 : A bill to provide incentives to the auto industry to accelerate efforts to develop more energy-efficient vehicles to lessen dependence on oil;
•S.115 : A bill to suspend royalty relief, to repeal certain provisions of the Energy Policy Act of 2005, and to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to repeal certain tax incentives for the oil and gas industry; and •S.133 : A bill to promote the national security and stability of the economy of the United States by reducing the dependence of the United States on oil through the use of alternative fuels and new technology, and for other purposes.
Obama has sponsored 136 bills since Jan 4, 2005.
109 S. 1180 SAVE Reauthorization Act of 2005 IS [5]
109 S. 1194 Spent Nuclear Fuel Tracking and Accountability Act IS
109 S. 1426 Drinking Water Security Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 1630 National Emergency Family Locator Act IS [6][7]
109 S. 1638 Hurricane Katrina Emergency Health Workforce Act of 2005 IS [8][7][9]
109 S. 1685 To ensure the evacuation of individuals with special needs in times of emergency. IS [10][7]
109 S. 1770 Hurricane Katrina Fast-Track Refunds for Working Families Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 1920 Renewable Diesel Standard Act of 2005 IS [11][12]
109 S. 1975 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2045 Health Care for Hybrids Act IS [13]
109 S. 2047 Healthy Communities Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2048 Lead Free Toys Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2125 Democratic Republic of the Congo Relief, Security, and Democracy Promotion Act of 2005 RS [14][15]
109 S. 2149 STEP UP Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2154 To provide for the issuance of a commemorative postage stamp in honor of Rosa Parks. IS
109 S. 2179 CLEAN UP Act IS
109 S. 2201 Federal Aviation Administration Fair Labor Management Dispute Resolution Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2247 Federal Employees Health Benefits Program Efficiency Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2257 Hurricane Katrina Working Family Tax Relief Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2259 Congressional Ethics Enforcement Commission Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2261 Transparency and Integrity in Earmarks Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2280 STOP FRAUD Act IS
109 S. 2286 Equality for Two-Parent Families Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2319 Hurricane Katrina Recovery Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2348 Nuclear Release Notice Act of 2006 RS
109 S. 2358 VA Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2359 Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2441 Innovation Districts for School Improvement Act IS
109 S. 2446 American Fuels Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2484 Protecting Taxpayer Privacy Act IS
109 S. 2506 Healthy Places Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2984 FILL UP Act IS [13]
109 S. 3155 To suspend temporarily the duty on RSD 1235. IS
109 S. 3156 To suspend temporarily the duty on N6-Benzyladenine. IS
109 S. 3157 To suspend temporarily the duty on MCPB acid and MCPB sodium salt. IS
109 S. 3158 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2-Methyl-4-chlorophenoxyacetic acid, salts, and esters. IS
109 S. 3159 To suspend temporarily the duty on gibberellic acid. IS
109 S. 3160 To suspend temporarily the duty on triphenyltin hydroxide. IS
109 S. 3161 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain sebacic acid. IS
109 S. 3162 To suspend temporarily the duty on bromoxynil octonoate. IS
109 S. 3163 To extend temporarily the suspension of duty on certain epoxy molding compounds. IS
109 S. 3243 To suspend temporarily the duty on metsulfuron-methyl. IS
109 S. 3244 To suspend temporarily the duty on dichlorprop-p acid, dichlorprop-p dimethylamine salt, and dichlorprop-p 2-ethylhexyl ester. IS
109 S. 3245 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2,4-DB Acid and 2,4-DB Dimethylamine Salt. IS
109 S. 3249 To suspend temporarily the duty on metsulfuron-methyl. IS
109 S. 3250 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2,4-DB Acid and 2,4-DB Dimethylamine Salt. IS
109 S. 3251 To suspend temporarily the duty on dichlorprop-p acid, dichlorprop-p dimethylamine salt, and dichlorprop-p 2-ethylhexyl ester. IS
109 S. 3475 Homes for Heroes Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 3554 Alternative Diesel Standard Act of 2006 IS [16]
109 S. 3627 Mercury Market Minimization Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 3631 Missing Mercury in Manufacturing Monitoring and Mitigation Act IS
109 S. 3694 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
109 S. 3757 To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 950 Missouri Avenue in East St. Louis, Illinois, as the `Katherine Dunham Post Office Building'. IS
109 S. 3822 Genomics and Personalized Medicine Act of 2006 IS [17][18][19]
109 S. 3969 Lead Poisoning Reduction Act of 2006 IS [23][24]
109 S. 3988 Lane Evans Veterans Health and Benefits Improvement Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 4069 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 4102 Election Jamming Prevention Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 697 Higher Education Opportunity Through Pell Grant Expansion Act IS
109 S. 918 E-85 Fuel Utilization and Infrastructure Development Incentives Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 969 Attacking Viral Influenza Across Nations Act of 2005 IS
109 S.CON.RES. 42 Recognizing the historical significance of Juneteenth Independence Day, and expressing the sense of Congress that history should be regarded as a means for understanding the past and... IS
109 S.CON.RES. 53 Expressing the sense of Congress that any effort to impose photo identification requirements for voting should be rejected. IS
109 S.RES. 291 To congratulate the Chicago White Sox on winning the 2005 World Series Championship. ATS
109 S.RES. 516 Recognizing the historical significance of Juneteenth Independence Day and expressing the sense of the Senate that history should be regarded as a means for understanding the past and... ATS
109 S.RES. 529 Designating July 13, 2006, as `National Summer Learning Day'. ATS
110 S. 1067 Healthy Places Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1068 Healthy Communities Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1084 Homes for Heroes Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 114 Innovation Districts for School Improvement Act IS
110 S. 115 Oil SENSE Act IS [13]
110 S. 1151 Health Care for Hybrids Act IS [13]
110 S. 116 STEP UP Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 117 Lane Evans Veterans Health and Benefits Improvement Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1181 Shareholder Vote on Executive Compensation Act IS
110 S. 1222 STOP FRAUD Act IS
110 S. 1271 Homecoming Enhancement Research and Oversight (HERO) Act IS
110 S. 1306 Lead Free Toys Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1324 National Low-Carbon Fuel Standard Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 133 American Fuels Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1389 Climate Change Education Act IS
110 S. 1430 Iran Sanctions Enabling Act IS
110 S. 1513 Predominantly Black Institution Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1574 Teaching Residency Act IS
110 S. 1713 To provide for the issuance of a commemorative postage stamp in honor of Rosa Parks. IS
110 S. 1790 Communities of Color Teen Pregnancy Prevention Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1811 Lead Poisoning Reduction Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1817 To ensure proper administration of the discharge of members of the Armed Forces for personality disorder, and for other purposes. IS
110 S. 1818 Missing Mercury in Manufacturing Monitoring and Mitigation Act IS
110 S. 1824 Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1873 Improving Emergency Medical Care and Response Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1885 Military Family Job Protection Act IS
110 S. 1977 Nuclear Weapons Threat Reduction Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1989 Pigford Claims Remedy Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2030 To amend the Federal Election Campaign Act of 1971 to require reporting relating to bundled contributions made by persons other than registered lobbyists. IS
110 S. 2044 Independent Contractor Proper Classification Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2066 Back to School: Improving Standards for Nutrition and Physical Education in Schools Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2111 Positive Behavior for Effective Schools Act IS
110 S. 2132 To prohibit the introduction or delivery for introduction into interstate commerce of children's products that contain lead, and for other purposes. IS
110 S. 2147 Security Contractor Accountability Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2202 Renewable Fuel Standard Extension Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2224 Nuclear Release Notice Act of 2007
110 S. 2227 Success in the Middle Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2330 Veterans Homelessness Prevention Act IS
110 S. 2347 Prevention Through Affordable Access Act IS
110 S. 2392 National STEM Scholarship Database Act IS
110 S. 2428 National STEM Scholarship Database Act IS
110 S. 2433 Global Poverty Act of 2007 RS
110 S. 2519 Contracting and Tax Accountability Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 3047 Enhancing Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics Education Act of 2008 IS
110 S. 3077 Strengthening Transparency and Accountability in Federal Spending Act of 2008 IS
110 S. 433 Iraq War De-Escalation Act of 2007 IS [25]
110 S. 453 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2007 RS [26][27][28]
110 S. 674 Transparency and Accountability in Military and Security Contracting Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 692 VA Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 713 Dignity for Wounded Warriors Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 737 Voter Advocate and Democracy Index Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 767 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
110 S. 768 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
110 S. 795 Citizenship Promotion Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 823 Microbicide Development Act IS
110 S. 906 Mercury Market Minimization Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 976 Genomics and Personalized Medicine Act of 2007 IS
110 S.CON.RES. 25 Condemning the recent violent actions of the Government of Zimbabwe against peaceful opposition party activists and members of civil society. RS [29]
110 S.CON.RES. 44 Expressing the sense of Congress that a commemorative postage stamp should be issued honoring Rosa Louise McCauley Parks. IS
110 S.CON.RES. 46 Whereas Sickle Cell Disease is an inherited blood disorder that is a major health problem in the United States, primarily affecting African Americans; IS
110 S.CON.RES. 5 Honoring the life of Percy Lavon Julian, a pioneer in the field of organic chemistry and the first and only African-American chemist to be inducted into the National Academy of Sciences. IS
110 S.J.RES. 23 Whereas the Authorization for the Use of Military Force Against Iraq (Public Law 107-243) authorized the President `to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to... IS
110 S.RES. 133 Whereas Bishop Gilbert Earl Patterson was born in 1939 to Bishop W.A. and Mrs. Mary Patterson, Sr., in Humboldt, Tennessee; ATS
110 S.RES. 268 Designating July 12, 2007, as `National Summer Learning Day'. ATS
110 S.RES. 383 Honoring and recognizing the achievements of Carl Stokes, the first African-American mayor of a major American city, in the 40th year since his election as Mayor of Cleveland, Ohio.
Don’t let anyone tell you Barack Obama is inexperienced or unqualifed to lead this Country.
Four bills on energy including
• S.1151 : A bill to provide incentives to the auto industry to accelerate efforts to develop more energy-efficient vehicles to lessen dependence on oil;
•S.115 : A bill to suspend royalty relief, to repeal certain provisions of the Energy Policy Act of 2005, and to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to repeal certain tax incentives for the oil and gas industry; and •S.133 : A bill to promote the national security and stability of the economy of the United States by reducing the dependence of the United States on oil through the use of alternative fuels and new technology, and for other purposes.
Obama has sponsored 136 bills since Jan 4, 2005.
109 S. 1180 SAVE Reauthorization Act of 2005 IS [5]
109 S. 1194 Spent Nuclear Fuel Tracking and Accountability Act IS
109 S. 1426 Drinking Water Security Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 1630 National Emergency Family Locator Act IS [6][7]
109 S. 1638 Hurricane Katrina Emergency Health Workforce Act of 2005 IS [8][7][9]
109 S. 1685 To ensure the evacuation of individuals with special needs in times of emergency. IS [10][7]
109 S. 1770 Hurricane Katrina Fast-Track Refunds for Working Families Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 1920 Renewable Diesel Standard Act of 2005 IS [11][12]
109 S. 1975 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2045 Health Care for Hybrids Act IS [13]
109 S. 2047 Healthy Communities Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2048 Lead Free Toys Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2125 Democratic Republic of the Congo Relief, Security, and Democracy Promotion Act of 2005 RS [14][15]
109 S. 2149 STEP UP Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 2154 To provide for the issuance of a commemorative postage stamp in honor of Rosa Parks. IS
109 S. 2179 CLEAN UP Act IS
109 S. 2201 Federal Aviation Administration Fair Labor Management Dispute Resolution Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2247 Federal Employees Health Benefits Program Efficiency Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2257 Hurricane Katrina Working Family Tax Relief Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2259 Congressional Ethics Enforcement Commission Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2261 Transparency and Integrity in Earmarks Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2280 STOP FRAUD Act IS
109 S. 2286 Equality for Two-Parent Families Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2319 Hurricane Katrina Recovery Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2348 Nuclear Release Notice Act of 2006 RS
109 S. 2358 VA Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2359 Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2441 Innovation Districts for School Improvement Act IS
109 S. 2446 American Fuels Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2484 Protecting Taxpayer Privacy Act IS
109 S. 2506 Healthy Places Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 2984 FILL UP Act IS [13]
109 S. 3155 To suspend temporarily the duty on RSD 1235. IS
109 S. 3156 To suspend temporarily the duty on N6-Benzyladenine. IS
109 S. 3157 To suspend temporarily the duty on MCPB acid and MCPB sodium salt. IS
109 S. 3158 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2-Methyl-4-chlorophenoxyacetic acid, salts, and esters. IS
109 S. 3159 To suspend temporarily the duty on gibberellic acid. IS
109 S. 3160 To suspend temporarily the duty on triphenyltin hydroxide. IS
109 S. 3161 To suspend temporarily the duty on certain sebacic acid. IS
109 S. 3162 To suspend temporarily the duty on bromoxynil octonoate. IS
109 S. 3163 To extend temporarily the suspension of duty on certain epoxy molding compounds. IS
109 S. 3243 To suspend temporarily the duty on metsulfuron-methyl. IS
109 S. 3244 To suspend temporarily the duty on dichlorprop-p acid, dichlorprop-p dimethylamine salt, and dichlorprop-p 2-ethylhexyl ester. IS
109 S. 3245 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2,4-DB Acid and 2,4-DB Dimethylamine Salt. IS
109 S. 3249 To suspend temporarily the duty on metsulfuron-methyl. IS
109 S. 3250 To suspend temporarily the duty on 2,4-DB Acid and 2,4-DB Dimethylamine Salt. IS
109 S. 3251 To suspend temporarily the duty on dichlorprop-p acid, dichlorprop-p dimethylamine salt, and dichlorprop-p 2-ethylhexyl ester. IS
109 S. 3475 Homes for Heroes Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 3554 Alternative Diesel Standard Act of 2006 IS [16]
109 S. 3627 Mercury Market Minimization Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 3631 Missing Mercury in Manufacturing Monitoring and Mitigation Act IS
109 S. 3694 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
109 S. 3757 To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 950 Missouri Avenue in East St. Louis, Illinois, as the `Katherine Dunham Post Office Building'. IS
109 S. 3822 Genomics and Personalized Medicine Act of 2006 IS [17][18][19]
109 S. 3969 Lead Poisoning Reduction Act of 2006 IS [23][24]
109 S. 3988 Lane Evans Veterans Health and Benefits Improvement Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 4069 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 4102 Election Jamming Prevention Act of 2006 IS
109 S. 697 Higher Education Opportunity Through Pell Grant Expansion Act IS
109 S. 918 E-85 Fuel Utilization and Infrastructure Development Incentives Act of 2005 IS
109 S. 969 Attacking Viral Influenza Across Nations Act of 2005 IS
109 S.CON.RES. 42 Recognizing the historical significance of Juneteenth Independence Day, and expressing the sense of Congress that history should be regarded as a means for understanding the past and... IS
109 S.CON.RES. 53 Expressing the sense of Congress that any effort to impose photo identification requirements for voting should be rejected. IS
109 S.RES. 291 To congratulate the Chicago White Sox on winning the 2005 World Series Championship. ATS
109 S.RES. 516 Recognizing the historical significance of Juneteenth Independence Day and expressing the sense of the Senate that history should be regarded as a means for understanding the past and... ATS
109 S.RES. 529 Designating July 13, 2006, as `National Summer Learning Day'. ATS
110 S. 1067 Healthy Places Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1068 Healthy Communities Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1084 Homes for Heroes Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 114 Innovation Districts for School Improvement Act IS
110 S. 115 Oil SENSE Act IS [13]
110 S. 1151 Health Care for Hybrids Act IS [13]
110 S. 116 STEP UP Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 117 Lane Evans Veterans Health and Benefits Improvement Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1181 Shareholder Vote on Executive Compensation Act IS
110 S. 1222 STOP FRAUD Act IS
110 S. 1271 Homecoming Enhancement Research and Oversight (HERO) Act IS
110 S. 1306 Lead Free Toys Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1324 National Low-Carbon Fuel Standard Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 133 American Fuels Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1389 Climate Change Education Act IS
110 S. 1430 Iran Sanctions Enabling Act IS
110 S. 1513 Predominantly Black Institution Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1574 Teaching Residency Act IS
110 S. 1713 To provide for the issuance of a commemorative postage stamp in honor of Rosa Parks. IS
110 S. 1790 Communities of Color Teen Pregnancy Prevention Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1811 Lead Poisoning Reduction Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1817 To ensure proper administration of the discharge of members of the Armed Forces for personality disorder, and for other purposes. IS
110 S. 1818 Missing Mercury in Manufacturing Monitoring and Mitigation Act IS
110 S. 1824 Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1873 Improving Emergency Medical Care and Response Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1885 Military Family Job Protection Act IS
110 S. 1977 Nuclear Weapons Threat Reduction Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 1989 Pigford Claims Remedy Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2030 To amend the Federal Election Campaign Act of 1971 to require reporting relating to bundled contributions made by persons other than registered lobbyists. IS
110 S. 2044 Independent Contractor Proper Classification Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2066 Back to School: Improving Standards for Nutrition and Physical Education in Schools Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2111 Positive Behavior for Effective Schools Act IS
110 S. 2132 To prohibit the introduction or delivery for introduction into interstate commerce of children's products that contain lead, and for other purposes. IS
110 S. 2147 Security Contractor Accountability Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2202 Renewable Fuel Standard Extension Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2224 Nuclear Release Notice Act of 2007
110 S. 2227 Success in the Middle Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 2330 Veterans Homelessness Prevention Act IS
110 S. 2347 Prevention Through Affordable Access Act IS
110 S. 2392 National STEM Scholarship Database Act IS
110 S. 2428 National STEM Scholarship Database Act IS
110 S. 2433 Global Poverty Act of 2007 RS
110 S. 2519 Contracting and Tax Accountability Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 3047 Enhancing Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics Education Act of 2008 IS
110 S. 3077 Strengthening Transparency and Accountability in Federal Spending Act of 2008 IS
110 S. 433 Iraq War De-Escalation Act of 2007 IS [25]
110 S. 453 Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act of 2007 RS [26][27][28]
110 S. 674 Transparency and Accountability in Military and Security Contracting Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 692 VA Hospital Quality Report Card Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 713 Dignity for Wounded Warriors Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 737 Voter Advocate and Democracy Index Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 767 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
110 S. 768 Fuel Economy Reform Act IS
110 S. 795 Citizenship Promotion Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 823 Microbicide Development Act IS
110 S. 906 Mercury Market Minimization Act of 2007 IS
110 S. 976 Genomics and Personalized Medicine Act of 2007 IS
110 S.CON.RES. 25 Condemning the recent violent actions of the Government of Zimbabwe against peaceful opposition party activists and members of civil society. RS [29]
110 S.CON.RES. 44 Expressing the sense of Congress that a commemorative postage stamp should be issued honoring Rosa Louise McCauley Parks. IS
110 S.CON.RES. 46 Whereas Sickle Cell Disease is an inherited blood disorder that is a major health problem in the United States, primarily affecting African Americans; IS
110 S.CON.RES. 5 Honoring the life of Percy Lavon Julian, a pioneer in the field of organic chemistry and the first and only African-American chemist to be inducted into the National Academy of Sciences. IS
110 S.J.RES. 23 Whereas the Authorization for the Use of Military Force Against Iraq (Public Law 107-243) authorized the President `to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to... IS
110 S.RES. 133 Whereas Bishop Gilbert Earl Patterson was born in 1939 to Bishop W.A. and Mrs. Mary Patterson, Sr., in Humboldt, Tennessee; ATS
110 S.RES. 268 Designating July 12, 2007, as `National Summer Learning Day'. ATS
110 S.RES. 383 Honoring and recognizing the achievements of Carl Stokes, the first African-American mayor of a major American city, in the 40th year since his election as Mayor of Cleveland, Ohio.
Don’t let anyone tell you Barack Obama is inexperienced or unqualifed to lead this Country.
Monday, October 6, 2008
You don't lie to the Letterman
This story is a tad bit old, Sep 25, 2008... but come on, i couldn't let this one go.. You just don't flat out lie to Letterman.... ON NATIONAL TV
McCain told David Letterman he couldn't be a guest on Dave's show because the economy is going to crater and he needs to go to Washington DC to save America right now!
well that turned out to be ... another lie!
According to Letterman, Senator McCain called him personally and said he was headed to the airport to rush off to Washington to work on the economic crisis. Letterman, however, found out that McCain was actually at CBS to do a last-minute interview with Katie Couric.
So really Johnny ... whats up, I know it was really difficult trying to keep all your lies in order, I know proclaiming that "The fundimentals of the economy are strong" then watching the Dow Jones Average slide to pre-Bush numbers. Suspending your campaign then unsuspending it when you find out that was a terrible unpopular idea designed to weasel out of a debate. Choosing a running mate you met twice. It just seems like you're starting to fall apart, is it getting too tough for you?? Either way let me impart some words of wisdom... "If you're going to tell a lie, make sure its not so obvious that you'll get caught.. especially on national television" because you look like a complete jackass
McCain told David Letterman he couldn't be a guest on Dave's show because the economy is going to crater and he needs to go to Washington DC to save America right now!
well that turned out to be ... another lie!
According to Letterman, Senator McCain called him personally and said he was headed to the airport to rush off to Washington to work on the economic crisis. Letterman, however, found out that McCain was actually at CBS to do a last-minute interview with Katie Couric.
So really Johnny ... whats up, I know it was really difficult trying to keep all your lies in order, I know proclaiming that "The fundimentals of the economy are strong" then watching the Dow Jones Average slide to pre-Bush numbers. Suspending your campaign then unsuspending it when you find out that was a terrible unpopular idea designed to weasel out of a debate. Choosing a running mate you met twice. It just seems like you're starting to fall apart, is it getting too tough for you?? Either way let me impart some words of wisdom... "If you're going to tell a lie, make sure its not so obvious that you'll get caught.. especially on national television" because you look like a complete jackass
Thursday, October 2, 2008
The Crazy Adventures of .. Bailout Bill
Ok so we're literally hours away from taking nearly a trillion American dollars and blindly handing it over to Hank Paulson in hopes he'll do .... uh... well... ummmm something good with it.. I mean we're not really quite sure how this is going to work or what he's going to do with that kind of money.. I mean someone handing you over 700 billion dollars to say .. here do whatever the hell you want with it, just seems well absurd.. But I understand that without our beloved Bailout Bill we'd collapse into apocalyptic cataclysms where there won't be any credit for anyone (I guess that would take care of my god damn monthly Visa bill) but after careful examination I have determined that terrible executive leadership is to blame for this insane situation we all have found ourselves. And indeed this is the finest example of the masses helping out the few, and our government needs to purchase these rotten assets to add value to them. I get all of that, and I understand the logic behind creating Bailout Bill... But can he really save the day or just prolong the inevitable, with all our jobs outsourced overseas, and all our wealth transferred to select corporations what do we really have to build our economy on?? Is Bailout Bill the superhero that will make all the manufacturing jobs return to the US, is he going to help companies curb the need to hire 6 year old girls in Bangladesh to do our accounting work??? If not, aren't we just inflating tires with more holes than swiss cheese?? Are we going to inflate and prop up our failing system to watch it collapse again?? I would be a terrible politician because I hate Bailout Bill, I hate the idea that he stands for, I hate that we waited so long to get to this, I hate that we were lied to about the state of the credit markets, and what I really hate the most that I really believe from the bottom of my heart that this measure is necessary or we'd really see a complete collapse of our economy worse than we'd ever imagine with unemployment 10 - 15% and the US dollar completely worthless...... Well so I am putting my faith in you Bailout Bill the real superhero designed to save America
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Where is McNugget when you need him... (to go away)
All the house republicans and democrats can agree on one thing...
Johnny NoBrain was better off staying at home... he allegedily suspended his campaign to pursue a resolve to the financial crisis in Washington .. except, he's not on any of the financial committees and he's also not involved in any actual decision making.. so why exactly did he "suspend" his campaign to go to Washington DC and almost ditch the debates... Well who knows but he sure caused an uproar that derailed the passing of the bill.. after he said he wasn't leaving until a bill got passed .. and he left and the bill didn't pass... Oh well I guess its just another McCain lie
Johnny NoBrain was better off staying at home... he allegedily suspended his campaign to pursue a resolve to the financial crisis in Washington .. except, he's not on any of the financial committees and he's also not involved in any actual decision making.. so why exactly did he "suspend" his campaign to go to Washington DC and almost ditch the debates... Well who knows but he sure caused an uproar that derailed the passing of the bill.. after he said he wasn't leaving until a bill got passed .. and he left and the bill didn't pass... Oh well I guess its just another McCain lie
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