We did it!!!

Congratulations America we did it!!! I am so proud to announce that I will no longer make updates to this blog. It was a tumulchous and perilous fight to the bitter end. With all of us united as a collective voice, America banded together and proved with a unifying message that we are no longer afraid... And now we need to change, reform and heal the broken state of our great nation. Since McPalin is no longer a threat to skew us off the path of reform and change I see no need to continue to bring to light negative issues involving John McCain or Sarah Palin, well I guess unless they're really juicy! hehehe But lets relax and pray that Dict. Bush and his Nazi regeme do not fuck up these last few months in office worse than he already has. And with that ... as keith would say... "Good night and good luck"

Feeling really good about today

I woke up, got out to vote and the vibe seemed really positive... I really think that there are wonderful beautiful things ahead for our country. We can finally squelsh all the prejudice, hatred, and bigotry that has poisioned our society.. We're going to band together as the United States of America and love each other and our great land. We will see all people of any ethnicity as just people, break down gender and class barriers and care for each other as we do ourselves. I have a really good feeling that today is the day that brings the change this country and planet needs so badly. We can show other people around the world how decency, respect, kindness, and dignity guide our policies and teach other nations how to lead with honor. Today is a very good day, one that will change the way all of us see each other and the storm clouds that have hovered over us will finally all go away....

I love you America!

A very sad moment of silence.. Madelyn Dunham

Amidst of all this political nonsense, I take a moment to announce the sad passing of Madelyn Dunham, the grandmother and mentor to Barack Obama. Along with all of America we mourn her sad passing at such a defining moment in history. Our prayers and good thoughts are with Barack in these times especially when stress is at its climax. Its times like these that remind us to appreciate our loved ones even when times are hetic, always take time to remind your friends and family how important they are. Barack should know the whole nation is pulling for him. We love you Obama!!!!

Republicans of America its time to.. UNTIE!!!

I am not exagerrating... The Republicans are proving to EVERONE that they are ready to misspell from day 1.

So on top of all the other problems with McCain, he can't seem to spell either!!

(Thanks thinkprogress.com!!)

watch the ads in amazement yourself

Maybe in Ohio ... But not in AMERICA!!!

Hahahahahahah... I saw this last night and cracked up... Scary and surreal... Just a glimpse of things to come tomorrow I guess... Must call President McCain and tell him about these problems! Seriously though, I am scared to death of another rigged election. Its time to band together and put an end to this nonsense... Its time for me to stop blogging on this blog because who'll care about that marvelous ape (aka McCain) once he's no longer a threat to run this country. President Obama is the perfect leader for this perfect time and we need to landslide this election for the good of the world. Lets follow Homer Simpson and vote for Obama.

OR!!!

OR!

We've caught in a moment what goes through the head of NoBrain when he even considers the thought of Mrs. Mooseburger as the President and leader of the free world... Its a very scary thought .. its a scary thought for America... its a scary thought for the rest of the world. McCain's face is priceless

I AM NOT "JOE THE PLUMBER"

This is getting surreal ... Joe the Plumber keeps getting Dumber




What the fuck is this crap??? "You're all `Joe the Plumber`" is that for real??
My Name is not "Joe the Plumber" my name is "Gary the Guy thats not Voting for You" I have nothing in common with Joe the Plumber. Americans are each unique individuals with complex relations to each other and the world around us. We the people are intelligent open-minded and thoughtful. You can't group the middle class into people with one name and association with a job title!!! You cease to be yourself you are now Joe the Plumber because I tell you ... if that isn't communism I really don't know what else is! I mean how can you go and tell people who they are and what they do!!!! Wait I guess we solved the illegal undocumented immigrant probem... we just turned them all into "Joe the Plumber" ...

this "Joe the Dumber" bit scares me more and more every single day... I mean this surreal nonsense is an actual Johnny NoBrain ad!


God help the "United States of Joe" if McPalin gets elected

Sarah and her Big Baseball Blunders

Sticking it to Pirates/Indians fans for no reason Sarah Palin gave us a reminder of how insensitive she can be to avid baseball fans. What Sarah Palin failed to realize that Pittsburgh Pirates / Cleveland Indians fans are rivals of the Philadelphia Phillies, a point you think you'd remember if you're going to mention baseball at a public rally. Anyways so fans of Pittsbrgh booed Mooseburger. (again!) Sigh... Erie is about 7 hours from Philadelphia

here's the clip

Voting is on which day again???

A desperate scheme to fraud democrat voters.

Those goofy bastards will do just about anything to suppress the vote of Americans including mailing a fake letter to the citizens of Virginia that states voting will be on November 5th if your a democrat.....


Here is the height of desperation and classlessness.. It really makes you wonder the depth of the unethical, unprincipled, corrupt, dishonest, evil, licentious, depraved, state of the Republican Party. Very Very shameful

' B ' is for Behind Bars Bearing Bullshit Backward B... Bimbo

I couldn't help but rag on avid NoBrain supporter

Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old college student from Texas .. and a John NoBrain supporter told investigators she was attempting to use a bank cash machine when the man approached her from behind, put a knife to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. Todd told investigators that she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car, became angry and punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground and telling her "you are going to be a Barack supporter," police said. She said he continued to punch and kick her while threatening "to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," police said. She said he then sat on her chest, pinned her hands down with his knees and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife.

The best part, she made this whole story up!

Lets let Keith tell us all about it!!!

Joe the McCain apparently has no idea what 911 is used for

So unlike Joe the Plumber ... Joe the McCain thinks 911 emergency line is used for complaining about traffic!!

It doesn't get better than this...
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Joey NoBrain: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Joey NoBrain: "Fuck you." (Joey NoBrain hangs up)

so the 911 operator called the number back and got this message:
"Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."

wow.. but to add insult to stupidity ... Joey NoBrain called 911 back !!!!!

Joey NoBrain: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Joey NoBrain: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you're sitting in traffic.

Sarah "Walmart & Hockey Mom" VS. Johio

Now I have reached the bitter end with "Joe the Plumber", if John McCain thinks that confusing America with this nonsense about Joe Wurzelbacher, who is not even a real plumber... who has nothing to do with anything regarding this election is a good tactic he needs help and a lot of it!!!! Joe the Plumber ... who is worried about taxes, who's real situation in real life actually favors Obama's tax plan.. Has no business being used in the limelight that McCain has cast, just like Sarah Mooseburger has no business being the Vice President of the United States..

ENOUGH WITH JOE THE PLUMBER !!!

NO MORE JOHIO!!!

Pro-America VS. Anti-America

Michele Bachmann Representative from Minnesota questioned Sen. Barack Obama's patriotism and recommended that the news media investigate whether other members of Congress are "pro-America" or "anti-America."

Soooooo, I started asking what is "pro-America" vs "anti-America" so for all those unclear by what Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann mean, and were just as confused I was, can understand now exactly what they mean.

Pro-America = racist, corporate, outsourced, spiteful, oppresive, secluded, arrogant, monotheistically oppressive, fragmented, secular, frightened

Anti-American = Open minded, humble, respectful, wise, considerate, concerned, united, enlightened, globally conscious, fiscally responsible, advocative, educated

got it now... good

.... And I couldn't agree more!!!

John McCain thinks that Western Pennsylvania sucks!

Gaffe after laughable gaffe, the Bullshit Express tour keeps on its rampage, but this time Mr. McCain told us how he really feels...

"Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more."

the crowd hushed...
"I couldn't disagree with you.... I couldn't agree with you ... more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country."

hah nice try gramps!

I think John McCain wants to waterboard children

he said:

MCCAIN: "We need to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these examinations which -- or have the certification that some are required in some states. "

Uhhhh he wants the third grade teacher to be Ms. Lucy Pencilmath who puts you in "Time Out" when you misbehave, and in 4th grade we have Sgt. Bombalot who will waterboard the 4th graders if they get outta line...

My god.. Johnny's gone off the deep end!!!